As you may or may not have noticed, we have a big effing display for our Etsy shop over here —>

The main thing inside that shop right now are our new line of V-Day cards. We made these ourselves using only a fancy scanner/printer, glue, some paper, and our oh-so-sexy brains.

Because we love each and every one of you, we want to give out a few of these babies!

So — straight to it.

What you’ll win:

1st prize – Three of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind love haiku written by Joseph!

runner up – One of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind small drawing by Mimi!

Ways to Enter:

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Follow us and retweet this: @undressedreview is giving away their VD (cards) – http://bit.ly/4qVXCD

One retweeting per day will count for you. More is annoying.

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Comment on this post with why you need these cards. Do you need to win the heart and sex of someone with a sense of humor? Tell us about it.

Maximum of one entry for comments.

The amount of entries will be counted up and the person with the most by the end of January 31st will win the fabulous prize!

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As you may or may not have noticed, an Etsy widget has appeared on our sidebar with images of fantastic, handmade Valentine’s Day cards and you may or may not have clicked on it to discover even more cards and an illustration. If you have not, you should!

To entice you further, we’ve made this commercial with our total lack of technical skills and budget (note Monopoly money and Joseph wearing one of my coats).* Watch and enjoy!

Now, don’t you want to give your lover or friend a card that’s sure to make them smile, blush or undress? Or all of the above? Yes? Damn right YES. Even if you hate Valentine’s Day, we’ve got cards for you. ‘Cause we hate it, too! Hooray!

If nothing else, help a brother out. We obviously need it. I didn’t even have to make Joseph do that. He changed his name to Joseph McSkeezball and he’s been harassing people in parking lots…. it’s a shame, really… it’s only a matter of time before he cuts his pants into shorts and forgets to zip up his fly and loses any concept of personal space. And you know what that means. Unwanted dick exposure. I mean, I want it, but does everyone? I don’t know. Surely the po-po’s don’t. Your grandmom probably wouldn’t like it either. Let’s keep him off the streets and out of jail.

Joking aside, check it out and in the very least let us know what you think. This is our first run and we’ve put it all together on our own, so some advice or constructive criticism would be appreciated. Of course, compliments are best received in the form of cash. Just sayin’.

* A good friend helped us out with the filming and we appreciate it immensely. It would have sucked a whole lot if she were any less cool. She gets a free Scat! card. Whooooo.

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Thanks to everyone for airing their screw ups for us. Mimi and I got a lot of good laughs out of your stories. We hope you enjoyed the opportunity to laugh at other people’s misfortune and the brief glimpse into Mimi’s gas problem that was offered.

The best screw up is Dr. Ruthie:

Oh goodness, where to start?

There was the time that I was demonstrating a condom at a safer sex workshop, and to show how much it stretches I rolled it over my hand and spread my fingers. Too bad I didn’t trim my nails first! Of course, it broke and my little demo failed miserably. Now I stick to putting them on dildos, inflating them or rolling them down my fist.

Or how about the time a little kid burst into a private pleasure workshop for moms, grabbed my big, plushy vulva puppet and hugged it to her face while cooing “prrrrrretty!” I’m not sure who screwed up there, but it was certainly funny!

Perhaps the best one is a classic. It wasn’t so much the wrong person, but the wrong time. With a huge snow storm outside and the dorm room to ourselves, we decided to try a little light bondage and then add in some cherry sauce, chocolate, etc. Of course, someone pulled the fire alarm and the RA insisted that we vacate the room immediately. There he and I stood in the snow, both wearing pastel bathrobes, flip flops and ice cream toppings, and him with some bits of rope still attached to his limbs…. shivering away while our friends laughed! I’m proud to say that we marched bravely back to the room afterward and continued where we left off.

That sounds like a deliciously embarrassing time!

Thanks again to Tabu Toys and all those who entered and good luck on our next not arbitrary contest.

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