Hey!
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and we have the perfect gift for your sweetie (s).
Handmade raunchy Valentine’s Day Cards!
They are $2 only (just like the chips) and will get you way more than $2 in bootie!
The chips are full of processed crap. Our cards are full of love.
Just in case you are a visual or auditory learner, we’ll include this video reminder:
No, seriously…buy some cards.
As you may or may not have noticed, we have a big effing display for our Etsy shop over here —>
The main thing inside that shop right now are our new line of V-Day cards. We made these ourselves using only a fancy scanner/printer, glue, some paper, and our oh-so-sexy brains.
Because we love each and every one of you, we want to give out a few of these babies!
So — straight to it.
1st prize – Three of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind love haiku written by Joseph!
runner up – One of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind small drawing by Mimi!
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One retweeting per day will count for you. More is annoying.
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Comment on this post with why you need these cards. Do you need to win the heart and sex of someone with a sense of humor? Tell us about it.
Maximum of one entry for comments.
The amount of entries will be counted up and the person with the most by the end of January 31st will win the fabulous prize!
As you may or may not have noticed, an Etsy widget has appeared on our sidebar with images of fantastic, handmade Valentine’s Day cards and you may or may not have clicked on it to discover even more cards and an illustration. If you have not, you should!
To entice you further, we’ve made this commercial with our total lack of technical skills and budget (note Monopoly money and Joseph wearing one of my coats).* Watch and enjoy!
Now, don’t you want to give your lover or friend a card that’s sure to make them smile, blush or undress? Or all of the above? Yes? Damn right YES. Even if you hate Valentine’s Day, we’ve got cards for you. ‘Cause we hate it, too! Hooray!
If nothing else, help a brother out. We obviously need it. I didn’t even have to make Joseph do that. He changed his name to Joseph McSkeezball and he’s been harassing people in parking lots…. it’s a shame, really… it’s only a matter of time before he cuts his pants into shorts and forgets to zip up his fly and loses any concept of personal space. And you know what that means. Unwanted dick exposure. I mean, I want it, but does everyone? I don’t know. Surely the po-po’s don’t. Your grandmom probably wouldn’t like it either. Let’s keep him off the streets and out of jail.
Joking aside, check it out and in the very least let us know what you think. This is our first run and we’ve put it all together on our own, so some advice or constructive criticism would be appreciated. Of course, compliments are best received in the form of cash. Just sayin’.
* A good friend helped us out with the filming and we appreciate it immensely. It would have sucked a whole lot if she were any less cool. She gets a free Scat! card. Whooooo.
