In the interest of diversity and communication, we are opening up our website to adult product reviews written by other individuals. We can put together a really good review on our own, but we can only bring so much to the discussion. Hopefully some variety in terms of personal background, fantasies, fetishes, and so on will expand the scope of possibility.

As you can probably understand, we’re being really particular about guest reviewers because we need to be confident in the individual’s ability to write and photograph the products as well as trust him/her/them enough to send products for review. The waiting period between when you vocalize your interest in writing and when you actually receive any products may take a while unless we’re already been interacting with you personally. Please don’t be offended.

And don’t be shy! The whole point is for more voices to be heard!

If you’re interested in writing for us, here are some things you should know before sending us an email:

1. Guest reviewers must post anonymously. We would like you to make up an alias that is appropriate to you (e.g., The Porn Baron, Hot Mama, Still Sexy at Sixty, etc.). Please remember to also protect your anonymity while photographing as well.
2. To apply, you will need to write a review and take photographs for a product (toy, porn, book, sex furniture) that you already own and then email it to us. (Try not to pick a product that we’ve already reviewed.) You should also write about a paragraph about yourself and why you think you’d be a good contributor. We’ll contact you if we have any concerns or if we decide to post the review to our site.
3. You will be taking your own photographs and/or creating visuals, so you need to have access to a camera and/or scanner. Please do not take photographs from the internet to use in your reviews. We will not accept them.
4. A minimum of two images per review, a maximum of four. The first photograph must be a product shot, and the second visual can be almost anything you want as long as it is related to the product review and not unnecessarily graphic. (In other words, this is not an excuse to take a close up of your cock.) If you want to make a video, email us first so that we can tell you where/how to upload it.
5. If your application is accepted, you’ll need to write a short “about me” section for our guest reviewer directory. Alias, small picture, likes, dislikes, and other information that you think might be applicable.
6. From then on, we will be in contact with you about what products you would like to review, what is available, and when. The frequency of your reviews mostly depends on your preference.

If you have any questions or concerns, send us an email. We’d be glad to discuss them.

Please direct all inquires to undressedreviews@gmail.com