We recently screwed up.

We mismanaged our various wishlists of sex toys and ended up with two of Tantus’ Bend Over Beginner kits because it was on two lists. Whoops.

Now you can be the most fashionable mannequin torso on your block!

We thought the best way to deal with our excess booty would be to give it away and the wonderful folks at Tabu Toys agreed with us.

So…without further ado, here are the rules:

Leave a comment on this post telling us about a time that you have screwed up. It could be a professional screw up (asking two suppliers for the same product), a personal screw up (the time I was hitting Mimi with the Leather and Chrome Crop and she farted all over me and we laughed so hard we had to stop) or just screwing the wrong person.

Just like our last contest, sexiness is not required but it may help you with our ultra-non-arbitrary selection process.

Understand? Great. You have until New Year’s Day 2010.

Getting Undressed is better when you tell everyone on the internet!

Our first contest was a colossal failure. We did not have a single entry. We cried a little.

Our second contest was as large a success as the first was a failure. We had a veritable smorgasbord of comments to choose from and it was a very difficult choice. It took us almost two full episodes of Gilmore Girls (yes, we are huge dorks when not being super sexy) to pick our winner.

Without further ado, the winner of the Under the Bed Restraint System provided by Babeland is Jacqueline and she said:

I’m thankful for my incredible girlfriend and the very, very few friends at our hyper-conservative school who actually know she’s my girlfriend. I love that she complements me perfectly, from being the perfect top for me to being the perfect study partner to being the perfect roommate.

Sometimes it’s so scary trying to start this life when no one can even know about it, but she’s beyond willing to try everything with me (which is also fun – and the under the bed restraints would be AMAZING (especially given the grad school applications sucking our budget away)) and I still can’t believe I got her.

That was sappy enough. XD I’m also beyond thankful for our teensy tiny toy collection that just began in February. There’s so much exciting stuff still to explore in the future!

We just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to provide a discreet lesbian with a discreet bondage system. She’ll send us pictures of how appropriate it is if we’re lucky. (Hint, hint.)

A big thanks to everyone that entered! There were so many sexy and heart-warming things to be thankful for listed. It was truly a joy to read all of the honest and thoughtful comments. We hope that you’ve had the best Thanksgiving and that you all continue to find things to be thankful for in your lives in and out of the bedroom.

Getting Undressed is better when you tell everyone on the internet!

Thanksgiving is quickly approaching and you can debate the meaning and motivations behind it all you want. Does it mean stuff your face? Is it just a speed bump on the way to almighty Christmas? Is it a reminder of the white man’s ability to rewrite history?

Personally, I like to think of it as a time to be thankful of what we have. Be it family, friends, Lady Gaga, the Hitachi Magic Wand, your lover’s tongue, or Sasha’s Grey’s ass…we want to know.  Don’t think that we want something for nothing, though. We’ll pay you for your confessions of gratitude!

Specifically, Babeland has been gracious enough to provide us with a set of Under the Bed Restraints to give away — that’s something to be thankful for right there!

If you’ve been reading our site for awhile, you know that we are a big fan of the restraint system. If not, well shame on you..and you can read our review here.

So all you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling us what you are thankful for. Then we will use our not-at-all arbitrary system for picking the best one and send that person the uber-nifty restraint system. Extra points for being thankful for sex-related things!

Deadline for comments is the big day — November 26th.

Getting Undressed is better when you tell everyone on the internet!