I am disappointed in you, internets.

We had a total of three people enter our Valentine’s Day card giveaway. THREE!

Just because the grand prize was worth $6…that’s no reason to ignore free handmade cards. Boo. Boo all over you.

Now, in an entirely different tone of voice, I’ll thank and congratulate our winners.

The winners are:

1st prize – Kayla and Scintillectual tied for it. Subsequently they will both be receiving three Ultra Premium handmade Valentine’s day cards and a unique haiku each.

2nd prize – Kathyrn wins one of our Ultra Premium handmade Valentine’s day cards and a unique small drawing.

Thank you three for entering. We sincerely wish you the bes VD ever!

Every one else:

Check out our line of handmade Valentine’s day cards and maybe get one for your sweetie (s).

As you may or may not have noticed, we have a big effing display for our Etsy shop over here —>

The main thing inside that shop right now are our new line of V-Day cards. We made these ourselves using only a fancy scanner/printer, glue, some paper, and our oh-so-sexy brains.

Because we love each and every one of you, we want to give out a few of these babies!

So — straight to it.

What you’ll win:

1st prize – Three of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind love haiku written by Joseph!

runner up – One of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind small drawing by Mimi!

Ways to Enter:

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Follow us and retweet this: @undressedreview is giving away their VD (cards) – http://bit.ly/4qVXCD

One retweeting per day will count for you. More is annoying.

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Comment on this post with why you need these cards. Do you need to win the heart and sex of someone with a sense of humor? Tell us about it.

Maximum of one entry for comments.

The amount of entries will be counted up and the person with the most by the end of January 31st will win the fabulous prize!

Thanks to everyone for airing their screw ups for us. Mimi and I got a lot of good laughs out of your stories. We hope you enjoyed the opportunity to laugh at other people’s misfortune and the brief glimpse into Mimi’s gas problem that was offered.

The best screw up is Dr. Ruthie:

Oh goodness, where to start?

There was the time that I was demonstrating a condom at a safer sex workshop, and to show how much it stretches I rolled it over my hand and spread my fingers. Too bad I didn’t trim my nails first! Of course, it broke and my little demo failed miserably. Now I stick to putting them on dildos, inflating them or rolling them down my fist.

Or how about the time a little kid burst into a private pleasure workshop for moms, grabbed my big, plushy vulva puppet and hugged it to her face while cooing “prrrrrretty!” I’m not sure who screwed up there, but it was certainly funny!

Perhaps the best one is a classic. It wasn’t so much the wrong person, but the wrong time. With a huge snow storm outside and the dorm room to ourselves, we decided to try a little light bondage and then add in some cherry sauce, chocolate, etc. Of course, someone pulled the fire alarm and the RA insisted that we vacate the room immediately. There he and I stood in the snow, both wearing pastel bathrobes, flip flops and ice cream toppings, and him with some bits of rope still attached to his limbs…. shivering away while our friends laughed! I’m proud to say that we marched bravely back to the room afterward and continued where we left off.

That sounds like a deliciously embarrassing time!

Thanks again to Tabu Toys and all those who entered and good luck on our next not arbitrary contest.