We had a total of three people enter our Valentine’s Day card giveaway. THREE!

Just because the grand prize was worth $6…that’s no reason to ignore free handmade cards. Boo. Boo all over you.

Now, in an entirely different tone of voice, I’ll thank and congratulate our winners.

The winners are:

1st prize – Kayla and Scintillectual tied for it. Subsequently they will both be receiving three Ultra Premium handmade Valentine’s day cards and a unique haiku each.

2nd prize – Kathyrn wins one of our Ultra Premium handmade Valentine’s day cards and a unique small drawing.

Thank you three for entering. We sincerely wish you the bes VD ever!

Every one else:

Check out our line of handmade Valentine’s day cards and maybe get one for your sweetie (s).

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As you may or may not have noticed, we have a big effing display for our Etsy shop over here —>

The main thing inside that shop right now are our new line of V-Day cards. We made these ourselves using only a fancy scanner/printer, glue, some paper, and our oh-so-sexy brains.

Because we love each and every one of you, we want to give out a few of these babies!

So — straight to it.

What you’ll win:

1st prize – Three of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind love haiku written by Joseph!

runner up – One of our ultra premium Valentine’s Day Cards of your choosing and a one of a kind small drawing by Mimi!

Ways to Enter:

{2 entries}

Follow us and retweet this: @undressedreview is giving away their VD (cards) – http://bit.ly/4qVXCD

One retweeting per day will count for you. More is annoying.

{1 entry}

Comment on this post with why you need these cards. Do you need to win the heart and sex of someone with a sense of humor? Tell us about it.

Maximum of one entry for comments.

The amount of entries will be counted up and the person with the most by the end of January 31st will win the fabulous prize!

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The best screw up is Dr. Ruthie:

Oh goodness, where to start?

There was the time that I was demonstrating a condom at a safer sex workshop, and to show how much it stretches I rolled it over my hand and spread my fingers. Too bad I didn’t trim my nails first! Of course, it broke and my little demo failed miserably. Now I stick to putting them on dildos, inflating them or rolling them down my fist.

Or how about the time a little kid burst into a private pleasure workshop for moms, grabbed my big, plushy vulva puppet and hugged it to her face while cooing “prrrrrretty!” I’m not sure who screwed up there, but it was certainly funny!

Perhaps the best one is a classic. It wasn’t so much the wrong person, but the wrong time. With a huge snow storm outside and the dorm room to ourselves, we decided to try a little light bondage and then add in some cherry sauce, chocolate, etc. Of course, someone pulled the fire alarm and the RA insisted that we vacate the room immediately. There he and I stood in the snow, both wearing pastel bathrobes, flip flops and ice cream toppings, and him with some bits of rope still attached to his limbs…. shivering away while our friends laughed! I’m proud to say that we marched bravely back to the room afterward and continued where we left off.

That sounds like a deliciously embarrassing time!

Thanks again to Tabu Toys and all those who entered and good luck on our next not arbitrary contest.

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We mismanaged our various wishlists of sex toys and ended up with two of Tantus’ Bend Over Beginner kits because it was on two lists. Whoops.

Now you can be the most fashionable mannequin torso on your block!

We thought the best way to deal with our excess booty would be to give it away and the wonderful folks at Tabu Toys agreed with us.

So…without further ado, here are the rules:

Leave a comment on this post telling us about a time that you have screwed up. It could be a professional screw up (asking two suppliers for the same product), a personal screw up (the time I was hitting Mimi with the Leather and Chrome Crop and she farted all over me and we laughed so hard we had to stop) or just screwing the wrong person.

Just like our last contest, sexiness is not required but it may help you with our ultra-non-arbitrary selection process.

Understand? Great. You have until New Year’s Day 2010.

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Our second contest was as large a success as the first was a failure. We had a veritable smorgasbord of comments to choose from and it was a very difficult choice. It took us almost two full episodes of Gilmore Girls (yes, we are huge dorks when not being super sexy) to pick our winner.

Without further ado, the winner of the Under the Bed Restraint System provided by Babeland is Jacqueline and she said:

I’m thankful for my incredible girlfriend and the very, very few friends at our hyper-conservative school who actually know she’s my girlfriend. I love that she complements me perfectly, from being the perfect top for me to being the perfect study partner to being the perfect roommate.

Sometimes it’s so scary trying to start this life when no one can even know about it, but she’s beyond willing to try everything with me (which is also fun – and the under the bed restraints would be AMAZING (especially given the grad school applications sucking our budget away)) and I still can’t believe I got her.

That was sappy enough. XD I’m also beyond thankful for our teensy tiny toy collection that just began in February. There’s so much exciting stuff still to explore in the future!

We just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to provide a discreet lesbian with a discreet bondage system. She’ll send us pictures of how appropriate it is if we’re lucky. (Hint, hint.)

A big thanks to everyone that entered! There were so many sexy and heart-warming things to be thankful for listed. It was truly a joy to read all of the honest and thoughtful comments. We hope that you’ve had the best Thanksgiving and that you all continue to find things to be thankful for in your lives in and out of the bedroom.

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Personally, I like to think of it as a time to be thankful of what we have. Be it family, friends, Lady Gaga, the Hitachi Magic Wand, your lover’s tongue, or Sasha’s Grey’s ass…we want to know.  Don’t think that we want something for nothing, though. We’ll pay you for your confessions of gratitude!

Specifically, Babeland has been gracious enough to provide us with a set of Under the Bed Restraints to give away — that’s something to be thankful for right there!

If you’ve been reading our site for awhile, you know that we are a big fan of the restraint system. If not, well shame on you..and you can read our review here.

So all you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling us what you are thankful for. Then we will use our not-at-all arbitrary system for picking the best one and send that person the uber-nifty restraint system. Extra points for being thankful for sex-related things!

Deadline for comments is the big day — November 26th.

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Exciting, right? 

Here’s the deal: 

To enter you must do two things. First, you should follow us on Twitter. Second, retweet this: Giving away 130 minutes of passionatevod.com time! http://bit.ly/rZ8aY

You have until 12 a.m. est on Sunday, September 27th to do this. One entry per person. Good luck! 

P.S. 

If you don’t have a twitter account, send Joseph@undressedreviews.com a note about what you are willing to do instead and we’ll probably let it slide.

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G Curve Dildo – $60
http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/g-curve-dildo
We like that it’s made of silicone, will hit my g-spot, and it’s harnessable so it meets possible, potential needs. – Her

We-Vibe – $130
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/We-vibe
Rechargeable, waterproof, versatile, easy to clean – it’s a totally bad ass toy! – Him & Her

Aneros Prostate Stimulator MGX – $58
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/aneros-prostate-stimulator
We’re interested in trying out prostate stimulation, and this toy appears to be good for beginners. – Him

Candy Apple Wrist Restraints – $62
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-top-picks/candy-apple-wrist-restraints
These pretty red cuffs can be used with our under-the-bed restraints and will make it easier to take the party elsewhere if desired. – Her

Kookie Riding Crop – $18
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-top-picks/kookie-riding-crop
Riding crops are quite sexy and we’ve never gotten around to using one, so this toy seems perfect to break us in. – Her

Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps (Black) – $36
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/nipplettes-vibrating-clamps
We already love “normal” clamps and it’d be fun to try out a vibrating pair! – Her

Babelube Original 16oz. – $20
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/babelube
We ran out and need more of this excellent water-based, glycerin-free lube. – Him

I Rub My Duckie -$20
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky
It’s a vibrator shaped like a rubber duckie – of course we want it. – Him

Shunga Chocolate Body Paint – $15
http://store.babeland.com/sexy-gifts-top-pics/shunga-chocolate-body-paint
Two of the greatest things in life are sex and chocolate, which this product seems to bring together beautifully. – Him

Penis Cupcake Pan – $15
http://store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/penis-cupcake-pan
I’ve always wanted to eat dick, but I’m not gay. – Him

Cuff Connector – $3.50
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-equipment/cuff-connector
It would go with our Candy Apple Wrist Restraints. – Him

Edible Pasties – $5
http://store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/edible-pasties
I want to wear these cute and silly little hearts to my bachelorette party. – Her

Smart Balls – $28
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/smart-balls
After reading more about the benefits of toning PC muscles, such as the possibility of more intense orgasms, I’m really interested in trying out this toy. – Her

Babeland Massage Candle Gift Pack – $25
http://store.babeland.com/sensual-massage/babeland-massage-candle-gift-pack
This seems like a trick to make me give her massages. – Him

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