Hey!

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and we have the perfect gift for your sweetie (s).

Handmade raunchy Valentine’s Day Cards!

They are $2 only (just like the chips) and will get you way more than $2 in bootie!

The chips are full of processed crap. Our cards are full of love.

Just in case you are a visual or auditory learner, we’ll include this video reminder:

No, seriously…buy some cards.

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