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Editor’s Pick

• Eros and Isis Leo by Domina Doll

Their line of sensual adult toys are made from 100% silicone and are exquisite objects d’art. With names like Lancelot, Cleo and Leo the Lion, their inspiration lies in mythical eroticism and fervent fantasies. Each erotic object is disguised as a fine art collectable and resemble antiqued silver, jade or gold chess pieces or figurines.

Note: Every once in a while a toy comes along that simply takes my breath away, and I just can’t resist making it EP for the week, and this was one of those. There are tons of other amazing reviews this week, though too, it was difficult to choose!

Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Santa Duckie by Lady Evyl
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Domina Doll
• Mantric Miyakodori by namelesschaos
• Orion Secret by LikeSunshinedust
• JimmyJane Little Chroma by Domina Doll
• Fairy Mini Wand by Joanna Cake
• Miracle Massager by Julietia
• Precious Metal Gems by Mistress Kay
• TotalJoy Barbabelle by Domina Doll
• bSwish bCurious by Carrie Ann
• LELO Ina by Victoria
• OhMiBod Freestyle by ToyWithMe
• Ophoria Beyond 1 by Domina Doll
• Fairy Pocket Mini by jexhibitionism
• Venus Penis 2 by Julietia

Dildos

• Soju Sugar by Domina Doll
• Rainbow Mega Nubby by Melen’s Rayne
• Candy Cane by Sammi
• Mantric Sysil Edge by Saraid
• Whipspider Wave by toygirl
• Shiri Zinn Swarovski Glass Range by Domina Doll
• Purple Rain Wand by DarlingDove

Anal Toys

• Liberance by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Tantus Little Flirt by Amber of DivergentDance
• Anal Jewelry by Domina Doll
• Juli Ashton’s Anal Beginner Kit by DarlingDove

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Flip Hole by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Sliquid Sizzle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Sex Tarts Electric Lemonade by Carrie Ann

BDSM/Fetish

• Leather Vampire Gloves by Mistress Kay
• Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps by Sammi
• Kinky Cuffs by Mistress Kay
• Strict Leather Heart Felt Petal Flogger by Domina Doll

Adult Books/Games

• 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights by Mina
• SM 101 by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

• Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Sammi
• Bend Over Boyfriend by Wilhelmina Wang
• Art School Girls are Easy by Domina Doll
• PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck – Disc 1 by J.D. Bauchery
• The Curse of Macbeth by FrzKey
• Her Porn Volume 1 (Disc 1) – Scene 6 by The Porn Librarian
• Waterbed Nymphos by J.D. Bauchery
• Discipline Vol. 1 by FrzKey

Storage

• Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox by Ashley
• ToiBocks by Domina Doll

Miscellaneous

• Vegan Jaguar Harness by Saraid
• Plus Size Strap-on Harness by Nadia West
• Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo by Undressed Reviews
• Stone Vaginal Eggs by Domina Doll
• Fun Factory Smartballs by Dr. Ruthie

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Smartballs teneo provided for review by Good Vibrations

Joseph

Smartballs teneo are elastomed balls with a silicone coating that are designed to strengthen women’s pelvic muscles. The box claims that they do this because of a smaller weighted ball inside the outer shell of the Smartballs. Supposedly this weight will shift as the woman moves and this shift will tell her pelvic muscles that something needs to be held onto. The pelvic muscles will flex, thereby strengthening them.

They are available in doubles or singles, each ball is 1 ¾” long and 1 ½” in diameter. As stated above, the balls themselves are elastomed and are coated with silicone which is nice because both of those materials are hypoallergenic and can be disinfected. To clean them, simply wash with warm water and mild soap. To disinfect, boil them for about 10 minutes.

The teneo line of Smartballs sets itself apart from the original by having an indentation at the base of the ball that makes it easier to insert and by having a raised swirl design for “improved sensitivity.”

So, let me get this right, you stick these in and forget about them. Go about your daily routine and these balls will be strengthening your PC muscles all day with little to no effort on your part. Strong PC muscles mean better sex. So…stronger muscles and better sex just like that. Magic, right?

Mimi

Joseph covered the Smartballs teneo in terms of their material, design, and purpose quite well, so I’m going to skip ahead to my experience with the teneo.

Inserting them is uncomfortable because of their wide, blunt shape. Imagine a big circle going into a smaller circle. There you go.

As to whether or not they work, I am uncertain. It really just felt like I was wearing a tampon. There really didn’t feel like any weight was added and I forgot about them most of the time. If I am understanding kegel balls correctly – and please correct me if I am wrong – then this is a negative quality of the teneo Smartballs. If there’s not enough added weight, how can it really work your muscles? And if I need to consciously work those muscles every so often throughout the day in order for the teneo Smartballs to be effective, then why buy the balls at all? Why not just do that on my own?

They are designed really well and I think it’s great they can be disinfected, as Joseph said, but I can’t help feeling it’s not serving its purpose as well as it could. Or should.

My vote? No thanks, feeling the sensation of wearing a tampon is enough one week a month. I don’t need any added days.

The Naked Truth

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