365 Reasons To Have Sex 2010 Daily Calendar
365 Reasons to Have Sex 2010 Calendar provided for review by Babeland
365 Reasons to Have Sex Calendar
It sounds silly, so bear with me here, but I’m really particular about calendars. I mean, you are committed to using this calendar for an entire year to suit all of your time organizational needs – and to look appealing. Or make you giggle.
The 365 Reasons to Have Sex Calendar that we received from Babeland for review is stylishly put together and as I flipped through its pages, it did in fact make me giggle a few times. I’m not even a fan of the page-a-day calendar (you cannot really plan ahead with these calendars), but I am still pretty jazzed to have this on our desk.
Why? Well, it’s amusing. For each day you get a reason to have sex, “prep for sexcess” – which includes “The Pickup [line]” and “The Wisdom” – and the whole right side of the page is devoted to communicating with your partner how bad you want it, where, when, whether he or she should bring anything, and some more incentive points (“The kids won’t hear us.”). I always enjoy an excuse to leave Joseph a dirty message. This calendar gives me an excuse and a place to do it. Every. Beautiful. Glorious. Day. Of. 2010.
A few reasons I especially enjoy:
“I’m freshly shaved.”
“The supply closet is unlocked.”
“I want to break in my new car.”
Mimi is right. It is really silly to be particular about calendars.
She’s also right that this one kicks ass.
The Naked Truth
Ease of Cleaning: N/A
“Pussy is a good resolution, too.” What does that even mean? My wife is so crass.