The Fairy Mini Mini provided for review by My Pleasure

Mimi

I’ve been using a Hitachi Magic Wand for a few years now and although I am completely satisfied with it, I recognize that it has weaknesses, for some women more than others. It’s very large. It’s loud. It has a plug-in chord which limits its portability. Oh, and it looks like something your grandmother’s grandmother used to get off. It’s a fucking dinosaur. For Halloween I jokingly suggested to a friend that he dress as the Hitachi and chase his girlfriend around their apartment. Despite my love and devotion to the Hitachi, I know it’s a daunting and sometimes frustrating piece of machinery.

The Fairy Mini Wand is clearly someone’s attempt to improve on the design of the Hitachi. Most of the description on the packaging is Japanese – in fact I was a bit confused as to what exactly is the name of the toy, “Fairy minimini” or just “Fairy”? – but the product is self-explanatory. The Fairy Mini Wand is 7 ¼” x 1 ¼” and comes with two options for power; an AC adapter as well as a battery pack that plugs in to the base of the wand. The battery pack takes six AA batteries and has a long cord to attach to the wand. While the battery pack does effectively make the wand portable, it certainly does not make it discrete. It sounds like a dental drill or a little jet pack made for cats and small dogs. It’s actually louder and more distinct than the Hitachi.

One difference, which I find to be a real bonus, is the dial used to control speed. Much more allowance for specified control. This goes along well with the small diameter of the vibrating end because the user can control the speed and pinpoint the spot that needs attention.
I prefer the broader coverage that the Hitachi offers. I’m not exactly sure why, but my orgasms are always more intense with the Hitachi than the Fairy Mini. And I don’t argue with my orgasms. When you go 21 years without having an orgasm, you welcome them happily. You burn incense and slaughter goats in their honor. If your orgasms need less of a Thor’s hammer approach, then the Fairy Mini Wand might be a perfect balance.

The Fairy Mini Wand that we were sent came with two attachments. One of them is intended to broaden its application and it fits nicely around my clitoris. The only problems I can see with it are that 1.) it looks like a baby alien and 2.) it’s really flexible and when combined with the flexible neck of the Fairy Mini there is not a whole lot of pressure. The second attachment looks like the baby alien’s older brother and it’s pretty useless. The part meant to stimulate my clitoris was a little too short and way too pointy to be appreciated. The part meant to stimulate me vaginally was… boring.

I like the Fairy Mini Wand just fine without its attachments. I can use it during sex easily and in the event that I want (or Joseph wants to) delay clitoral orgasm it works perfectly. And that’s not veiled criticism. Sometimes we really don’t want me to have an orgasm quickly so that there can be a more gradual, torturous build up toward orgasm. Or I need to give my g-spot a lot more attention so that I can squirt.

Basically, if you want to pick one – a Hitachi Magic Wand or a Fairy Mini Wand – it will probably depend more on your individuals needs than on one toy simply being better than another. Both are excellent vibrators.

Joseph

When unboxing the Fairy whateveritiscalled I had high hopes for failure.
The box is covered in mostly covered in Japanese and what little English there is doesn’t make a whole lot of sense: “Operate it easily with one hand. The size that the world minimum is compact.” (Mimi and I want that last part on a T-shirt.)

Hilariously bad translation alone does not mean a product will be low quality. However, the Fairy looks kinda cheap, the one that was sent to us has something audibly rolling around inside, and the attachments look…well…silly. So I thought that would be one of those products that is funny to use and fun to bash in the review. Then I turned it on.

The high pitched and high intensity buzz that this tiny thing produced changed my mind almost instantly. I got really excited and couldn’t wait for Mimi to try it. I sensed a throw down between the Hitachi and the Fairy coming on. I heard it all in my head:

Hitachi: “You stay away from Mimi’s vag!”

Fairy: “You tell Mimi’s vag to stay away from me! You think your fat ass
can compete with this?”

Hitachi: “You did not just call me fat! Come ‘ere you little bitch!”

From there it is just a cat fight mess of cord-pulling and name-calling.

Odd daydreams aside, I really thought this unlikely newcomer might give the Hitachi a run for its money once Mimi got to test it out. Now obviously (as you have already read) it did not take the Hitachi’s place in her heart, but it is certainly not a piece of junk like I originally thought. For women with different sensibilities than my lovely wife’s, it could easily be the champ.

One final note; the product’s name does appear to be the Fairy Mini Mini and it has two Minis because it is two sizes smaller than the original Fairy Massage Wand from Japan. I cannot find an example of the original but if this monster is the “mini” then I can see why there is a need for a Mini Mini.

The Naked Truth:

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Volume:

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Versatility:  (there are attachments available)

Ease of cleaning: 

Overall:  (if you live alone) (if you live with a non-partner)

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FYN Adult Toybox provided for review by Tabu Toys

Joseph

The Adult Toybox is a 12” wide x 9” deep purple faux leather hard zippered case to hold sex toys in. It has fabric pocket on the back and an elastic strap sewn down in various places so that you can suspend things of different sizes from the top of the case. Things like condoms or sampler packs of lube or bullet vibes or small candles or butt plugs or…well, you get the idea.

Included with the case is a tiny lock for keeping people from “accidentally” discovering your oh-so-naughty box of pleasure. That must be what the lock is intended for because that is really all that it is good for. It is the kind of tiny suitcase lock that airport security will snap off to search your bags if they see fit. The lock does, however, have the logo for the company that makes the case. As do the zipper pulls and a tag on the inside…and a tag that was attached when it came. For Your Nymphomation certainly doesn’t want you to forget where you bought it. Don’t get me wrong. There is nothing wrong with building a brand identity. Hell, we are trying to do it ourselves.

The tag also tells me that it was made in China. Whoever made it in China did a bang-up job. The case feels sturdy and appears to be well made. When I read that it was faux leather and purple no less, I expected it to be ugly as hell. Despite my trepidation, the Adult Toybox has a certain amount of class, a certain j’ne sais pas. It is large enough to hold quite a few of our toys and eased our overburdened drawer and it is fun to open it up and see our toys neatly splayed at my fingertips.

Mimi

I’m a bit obsessive when it comes to organization. It’s within my nature to continually assess and reassess a space and my possessions to see if the organization can be improved. When you’re short on space and funds, it becomes an art form.

Our bedside toy drawer was organized pretty well, but then seemingly overnight the space went from a bit disheveled to The Fucking Drawer Will Not Fucking Close And I Cannot Fucking Find the Lube I Want And For Serious Where The Fuck Is My Gigi?!?!?! – obviously, this was not efficient. One does not want to have to empty out half of the drawer just to find one item. Or curse so much. Or say, “for serious” in a serious manner.

Our needs were simple. We need a case for sex toys. This toy case needs to fit underneath the bed because we have no extra closet space. Great suggestions were offered to us in regards to toy organization, but they won’t fit under the bed. Major drawback.

The For Your Nymphomation Adult Toybox meets our needs perfectly, but it also does so stylishly, which appeases my inner princess. And my outer hostess. Let me explain – the friends who stayed in our apartment before the wedding know about our website and they’re very supportive of our decision (hooray for good friends) so if they found a clear plastic container full of dildos, they’d probably just laugh hysterically. However, there are occasions when such a discovery would not be treated similarly, such as when my landlord comes over. It’s nice to know my toys are safe, organized, and hidden inside of a sexy little purple case.

The Naked Truth

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Now what will we put in that drawer?

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