No, I didn’t carve it. My friends and I had a porno pumpkin party a few years ago and these are the results. I lack the technical skill to carve any of them, so I just directed.
Oh, but we can’t tell them. It starts with pumpkins around Halloween, then it’ll move onto watermelons around July 4th. No holiday will be safe. At Christmas we’ll have a Yule Dick instead of a Yule Log. The log is practically asking for it as it is… being Pagan and what not. Bunch of orgiastic hooligans.
So you see, we’ll have to take the credit. Our friends cannot know the powers they have.
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Is that a SCAT pumpkin? And did you carve it yourself? I am in awe.
It is a scat pumpkin.
No, I didn’t carve it. My friends and I had a porno pumpkin party a few years ago and these are the results. I lack the technical skill to carve any of them, so I just directed.
-Joseph
Haha brilliant! You have some very talented friends!
Harrie
Oh, but we can’t tell them. It starts with pumpkins around Halloween, then it’ll move onto watermelons around July 4th. No holiday will be safe. At Christmas we’ll have a Yule Dick instead of a Yule Log. The log is practically asking for it as it is… being Pagan and what not. Bunch of orgiastic hooligans.
So you see, we’ll have to take the credit. Our friends cannot know the powers they have.
Thank you.
- Mimi
pretty amazing!