Pleasurists # 40

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #39? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #41? Submit it here before Sunday August 9th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Femblossom with heat by Carnivalesq
  • I really did not think I was going to like the heat feature. I thought it would be too hot, or that the heat just wouldn’t be my thing, or that the Emotional Bliss people were downright weird for making a heated vibrator. I’m so glad to tell you kind folks that I was dead wrong.

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books

Adult Movies/Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

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Babeland Wishlist!

So Babeland has this excellent Summer of Love Contest going on and we never pass up the opportunity for free sex toys. Here is our wishlist:

G Curve Dildo – $60
http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/g-curve-dildo
We like that it’s made of silicone, will hit my g-spot, and it’s harnessable so it meets possible, potential needs. – Her

We-Vibe – $130
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/We-vibe
Rechargeable, waterproof, versatile, easy to clean – it’s a totally bad ass toy! – Him & Her

Aneros Prostate Stimulator MGX – $58
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/aneros-prostate-stimulator
We’re interested in trying out prostate stimulation, and this toy appears to be good for beginners. – Him

Candy Apple Wrist Restraints – $62
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-top-picks/candy-apple-wrist-restraints
These pretty red cuffs can be used with our under-the-bed restraints and will make it easier to take the party elsewhere if desired. – Her

Kookie Riding Crop – $18
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-top-picks/kookie-riding-crop
Riding crops are quite sexy and we’ve never gotten around to using one, so this toy seems perfect to break us in. – Her

Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps (Black) – $36
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/nipplettes-vibrating-clamps
We already love “normal” clamps and it’d be fun to try out a vibrating pair! – Her

Babelube Original 16oz. – $20
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/babelube
We ran out and need more of this excellent water-based, glycerin-free lube. – Him

I Rub My Duckie -$20
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky
It’s a vibrator shaped like a rubber duckie – of course we want it. – Him

Shunga Chocolate Body Paint – $15
http://store.babeland.com/sexy-gifts-top-pics/shunga-chocolate-body-paint
Two of the greatest things in life are sex and chocolate, which this product seems to bring together beautifully. – Him

Penis Cupcake Pan – $15
http://store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/penis-cupcake-pan
I’ve always wanted to eat dick, but I’m not gay. – Him

Cuff Connector – $3.50
http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-equipment/cuff-connector
It would go with our Candy Apple Wrist Restraints. – Him

Edible Pasties – $5
http://store.babeland.com/bachelorette-gifts-adult-novelty-toys/edible-pasties
I want to wear these cute and silly little hearts to my bachelorette party. – Her

Smart Balls – $28
http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/smart-balls
After reading more about the benefits of toning PC muscles, such as the possibility of more intense orgasms, I’m really interested in trying out this toy. – Her

Babeland Massage Candle Gift Pack – $25
http://store.babeland.com/sensual-massage/babeland-massage-candle-gift-pack
This seems like a trick to make me give her massages. – Him

Tristan’s Anniversary Edition Plug

Provided by our excellent friends at Babeland.

Tristan’s Anniversy Edition Plug

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*Product has no arms and does not speak*

Joseph:

I feel like I have to preface this review with a few qualifiers:

I did not personally use the plug.

We did not have anal sex after She used the plug.

So with my limited interaction with this product in mind, here are my thoughts.

The plug looks to me like something that would be incredibly painful to try and insert into one’s anus. After seeing Her ever-so-slowly do just that, I have to say that it seems like my first impressions were correct. The total process took maybe half an hour and a lot of lube. She paused frequently and made many faces that made me think She was in quite a lot of pain.

When it was finally inserted, we had vaginal intercourse that was somewhat awkward. For me, it was almost uncomfortably tight as it is quite a large plug. It was not unpleasant and it may be something that is rather enjoyable for both of us once we become more comfortable with it.

So from my perception, it looks and feels well constructed, seems to clean up easily (rather important with this kind of toy) and the swirlies in it make me think of a bowling ball. Because my perception of this product is somewhat limited, I’ll let her give you the details on the rest.

Mimi:

Warning – This post is rather personal because I feel strongly about anal play in that it can feel really amazing, but it can also go terribly wrong. There’s a lot of misconception surrounding it, which I too have been a “victim” of in the past, and if I can be of any help to someone else through my own experiences, I would certainly wish to do so.

We had wanted to try anal sex together for a while, but since warming up with fingers used to gross me out, we were waiting for the right toy to come along. Given the opportunity to try Tristan’s Anniversary Edition Plug, we eagerly sought it, thinking this might be the toy to finally open up a whole other part of our sexual exploration.

I have much more experience with anal play than He does, but I am still very new to plugs; in fact, this is only the second of two plugs I have used. The first one was clear glass, smaller, and a bit slimmer in shape. As you can guess, the experience was quite different. My only complaint about that plug is that it would not stay inside of me without being held constantly. I was hoping for better luck this time.

My first impressions of Tristan’s Anniversary Edition Plug was that I liked the weight of it, the soft feel of the silicone, and its dark blue swirl design. No tender flesh irritating seam. No awkwardness in handling it because of the large base. And you can sanitize the toy by putting it in boiling water or in your dishwasher’s top rack without soap. (Just because it’s going in your butt, doesn’t mean it should lack sophistication.) I also observed its size. Larger than I had visualized in my mind.

When He was watching me insert the plug the very first night we received it, much like other occasions in which I used it (or tried to), I could tell that he was thinking things like, ‘She really likes this?’ and ‘Why on earth would anyone do this?’. My suspicions were confirmed when he suggested that I stop, gently and kindly, to let me know he wasn’t disappointed, only concerned.

It’s this kind of environment that makes experimentation and pushing boundaries feel really good, even when it doesn’t go according to plan, even when no one has an orgasm. It’s okay. Really. However, I am very stubborn – perhaps to a fault – and I push myself harder. This plug is an excellent toy for a lot of reasons, but perhaps not the best one for someone relatively new to anal toys. It’s certainly not a “warm up” toy. This toy is the whole fucking shebang. This toy is ready to own your ass, literally.

We had sex with it inside me once, which I enjoyed, but I was still rather uncomfortable. He didn’t seem particularly jazzed about it either. We did not think it reflected badly on the plug – or on anything, really – and simply resigned ourselves to trying again and again.

Well, we didn’t. After that time, the plug became increasingly more painful for me to attempt inserting, and since I do not believe (anymore) that a lot of pain is necessary for anal play, I stopped. We have since had anal sex, but it was completely without the inclusion of this plug. In one evening of determination, I told Him to give me some space while I try to make friends with the plug.

For an hour or so, I made a lubricated mess in bed as I experimented – first using a condom over my finger(s); then a condom over our Babeland Showerbabe, which does not have a base so it’s not ideal, but it has a handle, so I felt pretty safe with it; then my Hitachi Wand while also using the Showerbabe; and finally, ever so slowly, Tristan’s Anniversary Edition Plug. It was still difficult, but the whole experience was pretty painless. I learned that I am comfortable with fingers as long as they are covered with a condom or glove. And I had an orgasm. Not a bad night.

I also learned that I can crawl around on all fours with the plug inside of me, and that it will stay in place pretty well, which gave me ideas…

In sum, that last statement really represents how I think of this toy. I see it as a toy that you grow into, something you expand with. (No pun intended, but it’s sure as hell there.) It is, after all, a toy made to celebrate the ten year anniversary of the Tristan Plug, a butt plug designed by “Anal Sex Queen” Tristan Taormino, and changes are definitely in order after a while. If you have a smaller plug or one with a slimmer shape and you find yourself thinking you’d like to try more, then this plug would probably meet your needs perfectly. I am excited about the future evenings of determination and pleasure to come with this plug.

Note to our readers:

We will post an updated review once we have had some more fun with this product.

The Naked Truth:

Intensity: ★★★★★

Volume: N/A (unless you whimper)

Design: ★★★★★

Ease of cleaning: ★★★★★

Overall: ★★★★★